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London Transport voice complaint

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Macc

   20th April 2010, 13:48
Moderator
#1
On the 344 today and yet again it hit me that apparently the bus was going to 'Clarpham'

WHERE THE F#CK IS CLARPHAM?

Clapham you mean? Twat.


Same on the District line. Where the f#ck is Play-stow? IT'S F#CKING PLAR-STOW YOU ROBOT BITCH!

Mad
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Euphony

   20th April 2010, 13:52
Posting Freak
#2
I understand her Icon_razz

DJFracture

   20th April 2010, 13:52
Posting Freak
#3
She also says "76...xs"

Little glitch on the 76 bus. Makes me laugh everytime.

Has anyone heard it completely freaking out? I heard it doing some made realtime afx timestretch shit once. Too funny.
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Macc

   20th April 2010, 13:54
Moderator
#4
Euphony Wrote:I understand her Icon_razz

I understand that she's a beatch.
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Euphony

   20th April 2010, 13:56
Posting Freak
#5
Lol

It's like some of those automated telephone lines you get. You do have to wonder who it is who speaks in such a manner! and how annoying they'd be in real life!

Sir Loris of Crowthorne

   20th April 2010, 14:01
Posting Freak
#6
Gentrification crew.

People mispronouncing Holborn (Hobun) get up my arse. Fortunately Robot Bitch has managed to nail that one.

Theeboon

   20th April 2010, 14:06
Posting Freak
#7
Booking tickets for a movie by phone is the worst. Every week the movie titles are recorded by some uptight twat cunt with a horribly bad English accent. Hearing her pronounce those movie titles is pretty cringeworthy.
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Macc

   20th April 2010, 14:15
Moderator
#8
Sir Loris of Crowthorne Wrote:Gentrification crew.

Hahaha / Mad
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droid

   20th April 2010, 14:23
Posting Freak
#9
Macc Wrote:ROBOT BITCH!

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MetaLX

   20th April 2010, 18:53
Space Dog
#10
Macc Wrote:On the 344 today and yet again it hit me that apparently the bus was going to 'Clarpham'

WHERE THE F#CK IS CLARPHAM?

Clapham you mean? Twat.


Same on the District line. Where the f#ck is Play-stow? IT'S F#CKING PLAR-STOW YOU ROBOT BITCH!

Mad

its called rhotics Xyxthumbs Its a part of the historical, phonological makeup of the English language which is now explained as a function of accent, dialect, and regional variation. Non-rhotic dialects are a derivative of dialects in which the historically present [r] sound has been lost.

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