There was so much meat, I sent the Vegetarian order back and ordered a Guinness. A Guinness world record in listening to my new boss of a new week that nobody has lived before, in this magical new job of my psychosis independent imagination. Next up: making friends with Russell Brand.
I was supposed to sing "I'm still waiting" by Elton John's roadie crew or something, but they filed for slander for making Dwight's hair fall out, under stress because I thought he wore a swell vinyl wig.
Next up: "Black Or White, It's Alright" by Eric Cartman. We told Elton to sit this one out, because he needs his Snickers to fight off type 3 Diabetes...you know, that new strain of Covid that causes early onset Hairzeimers?
Yeah... I'm not very good at this. But, at least I don't need to resort to playground insults because someone doesn't match the mood.
Hang up: now we all remember why most subverts don't use this forum any more!
"But, like, nobody has thought of that".
We don't have canned laughter here.
Off I go, setting myself up for it.
Needless to say, I had the last laugh.
:Partridge on parade:
I was supposed to sing "I'm still waiting" by Elton John's roadie crew or something, but they filed for slander for making Dwight's hair fall out, under stress because I thought he wore a swell vinyl wig.
Next up: "Black Or White, It's Alright" by Eric Cartman. We told Elton to sit this one out, because he needs his Snickers to fight off type 3 Diabetes...you know, that new strain of Covid that causes early onset Hairzeimers?
Yeah... I'm not very good at this. But, at least I don't need to resort to playground insults because someone doesn't match the mood.
Hang up: now we all remember why most subverts don't use this forum any more!
"But, like, nobody has thought of that".
We don't have canned laughter here.
Off I go, setting myself up for it.
Needless to say, I had the last laugh.
:Partridge on parade: