Slaves spin on a shovel
Here you flibbergibbet
We're in a muddle
Can't exchange a tenner for sixpence
No using xanax as evidence
That youre a slave that spins on shovels
Dirt in your fingernails
Knots in yer tassels
Corny as it may sound
You probably dug your own grave
You thicket flibbergibbet.
Put ice cream in your corn cone
And go catch the bus with me.
Here you flibbergibbet
We're in a muddle
Can't exchange a tenner for sixpence
No using xanax as evidence
That youre a slave that spins on shovels
Dirt in your fingernails
Knots in yer tassels
Corny as it may sound
You probably dug your own grave
You thicket flibbergibbet.
Put ice cream in your corn cone
And go catch the bus with me.