who's into snacks round here?

obvious question I bet you're all thinking.. well sod off then coz my name's jemery and i'm a recovering lunatic

[Macc]

I bet your little hand helps when you're trying to get to the bottom of the bag Jez....

currently drinkin coffee and eating a bag of minstrels!

i bet your little hand helps when you're trying to get to the bottom of the bag jez....

fucking right it does macc... you've got the spirit, i can see that. eye of the tiger.. where you from, you sound like a right loon

[esb]

this morning i had a nice chocolate chip muffin and hot coco from....

I know that.. great Canadian muck that is. Turns you into a proper fat arse.

is that a donut you're holding?

Nah it's a tin of pilchards

is that a donut you're holding?

I bet Beedle could fist a donut with that hand

Nah it's a tin of pilchards

are you sure it is either you cock ring?

Nah it's a tin of pilchards

are you sure it is either you cock ring?

Wooooaaahh there sense, pipe down sunshine - when you've had some acclaim like me, then you can start throwing the punches. Like your spirit though, reminds me of myself.. and i'm a right cunt!!

Good times for sure

[Macc]

pipe down sunshine

You like that do u Macc?? you keep playing your flapjacks right and i'll be in touch. Always on the lookout for new talent.

[Macc]

nice one jez, i'd consider that if you weren't such an internationally recognised official megacunt.