AUTOMAN, MACGUYVER; HOFF, SYEVE AUSTIN,.............BEWARE

THATS RIGHT YOU PUNKS.

QUIT YO JIBBA JIBBA AND SHUT UP FOOOOOL.

The King of T is here to set the record straight.

AUTOMAN: Sucka what kinda played out lame name is that, everyone knows Im in the show that counts and what you see is pure T muthafucker. Get back to nursery kid before I make a tank and drive yo ass down.

MACGUYER: Shit you so lame I don't even know what you do, MACGUYVER? Sounds like some japanese carton and shit. Even Murdoch looks more scary than you and even that fool can flay a helicopter - pussy!

STEVE AUSTIN: Brother you had some nasty accident and you should have stayed in that wheelchair, cos Im only gonna put you in one if you step up to me. You may be strong, but what your forgetting is your up against PURE T......thats right....all gold and muscle. believe muthafucker, im gonna break your metal bones.

THE HOFF: OHYEAH, Mr german himself, the king kong long dong prime time show nigga that nearly ended our reign.....BUT....you didn't did ya. I Took your pony ass car and turned it into a cabinet for me to look at all my GOLD. IM COMING FOR YOU, better beware fool....

MR T don't play SUCKAS, IM HERE TO STAY.

THE HOFF: king kong long dong

So it WAS you that stole that video of me and pammy in the showers!

Would you like to come and take a trip in my lovely new military jet ?

Maybe we could set our differences aside and take a lovely flight over Wales.

I don't play sucka!!!!
Check me out about to use Devon as a rifle range!

Would you like to come and take a trip in my lovely new military jet ?

Maybe we could set our differences aside and take a lovely flight over Wales.

I AINT GOIN ON NO GAD DAMN PLANE

Steve Austin I got a magnet with your name on it!

Whatever, has-been

Would you like to come and take a trip in my lovely new military jet ?

Maybe we could set our differences aside and take a lovely flight over Wales.

I AINT GOIN ON NO GAD DAMN PLANE

Steve Austin I got a magnet with your name on it!

Ok in that case, will you accept this nice glass of ice cold milk ?

Would you like to come and take a trip in my lovely new military jet ?

Maybe we could set our differences aside and take a lovely flight over Wales.

I AINT GOIN ON NO GAD DAMN PLANE

Steve Austin I got a magnet with your name on it!

AND I'M SUPPOSED TO BE SCARED???!

YOU CAN'T EVEN FLY ON A PLANE AND YOUR MATES HAD TO DRUG YOU ON A REGULAR BASIS...

YOU ARE NOTHING!!

I HAVE MORE RESPECT FOR AUSTIN....

While you're all here, anyone fancy a game?

AUTOMAN - I GOT A SCORE TO SETTLE WITH YOU!!! I don't need no plane sucka, I prefer a real mans vehicle!!

MACGUYVER - is that the best you can come up with, no wonder they cancelled yoru show after 2 series, get back to the archive nigga.

STEVE AUSTIN - Your testing the T's good nature.......

Willie

ARE U
"GETTING ON NO PLANE....FOOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!!!!!"

Mister Tyronne, would you like to come for a little ride on the Enterprise?

While you're all here, anyone fancy a game?

Sorry old boy.......no can do


i remember that "frame" you done for the world championships a few years ago.....where it was supposed to be a example frame of how to construct a 147 break...each shot played in sucession.......but i believe there were a few re takes within the frame!!!!

still it was very enjoyable and informative.....

Thank you DJ ML, nice of you to say so. I remember that day quite well, funnily enough... Under the lights it was quite difficult to hold the cue without it slipping, not to mention the slick of head polish and sweat running into my eyes.

It was great afterwards though, me, JV and John 'Lardy boy' Parrott went out and got far too drunk at the Crucible bar and then got told off for groping Hazel Irvine

AUTOMAN - I GOT A SCORE TO SETTLE WITH YOU!!! I don't need no plane sucka, I prefer a real mans vehicle!!

AND WHAT SCORE IS THAT? THE ONE I LEFT DOWN YOUR MUMS BACK???

OH NO!! WAIT WE DON'T TALK ABOUT MUMS DO WE?

YOU ARE A GOLD PLATED PUSSY!!! EDDIE MURPHY WAS RIGHT ABOUT YOU!!!

BESIDES, THAT YOU LET THAT FOOL ROCKY BEAT YOU!!! ALL HE HAD TO DO WAS TRAIN IN HARLEM

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAH!!!

Mr Stewart if the enterprise is a GMC dropped down to the floor with bullet proof glass in it then im your man.?

AUTOMAN - You talk the talk but can you turn six oil barrels and a compressor into a deadly moving flame thrower and then take out a gang of men holding a small southern village to ransom over the price of cattle?? SHUT UP FOOL!!!

automan - you talk the talk but can you turn six oil barrels and a compressor into a deadly moving flame thrower and then take out a gang of men holding a small southern village to ransom over the price of cattle??

Mr Stewart if the enterprise is a GMC dropped down to the floor with bullet proof glass in it then im your man.?

AUTOMAN - You talk the talk but can you turn six oil barrels and a compressor into a deadly moving flame thrower and then take out a gang of men holding a small southern village to ransom over the price of cattle?? SHUT UP FOOL!!!

OOOH YOU'RE NOT EVEN WORTH IT.....

YOU'RE JUST HANIBAL'S/ROCKEY'S BITCH

It was great afterwards though, me, JV and John 'Lardy boy' Parrott went out and got far too drunk at the Crucible bar and then got told off for groping Hazel Irvine

Shhh, she threatened to get a restraining order out on us if we ever mentioned that again!

UUUUUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRRRRGH

You fools go back to kindergarten, im rolling with the face today.

later

Shhh, she threatened to get a restraining order out on us if we ever mentioned that again!

You big faahrkin pansies. I just beat her about a bit when she threatened me with that.

Then I went to the pub.