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#1
Q: Who was the last English person to F*ck an Aussie and come back with the Ashes ?
A: Paula Yates

Q: What does an Aussie do when he's won the Ashes?
A: Turn off his playstation
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#2
Hahaha
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#3
Have a go, ya mug!
Co..Cou...Could you possibly rewind and come again?
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#4
Rofl
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#5
i'm so glad my nickname is Ashes or i'd be in for a beating right now.
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#6
Strictly speaking, Mark, you're now the property of the England cricket team.

Now get down to the MCC and lock yourself in a glass case Spank
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Don Cherry Wrote:Every human is blessed in her or his life with one love (passion), no matter how long it may last. This Absolute love will last in one's heart and soul forever.
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Macc Wrote:Strictly speaking, Mark, you're now the property of the England cricket team.

Now get down to the MCC and lock yourself in a glass case Spank

Hahaha Hahaha

some good advice here.
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#8
Ashes Wrote:i'm so glad my nickname is Ashes or i'd be in for a beating right now.

how so ??

I can understand you saying 'im so glad im english with a nickname like 'Ashes' right now'.

But if your nickname was 'fatoola reacharound' for example, then maybe only a couple of people would be taking the piss Teef
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#9
good stuff. Hahaha & Nono: at the same time.

macc Wrote:q: who was the last english person to f*ck an aussie and come back with the ashes ?
a: paula yates

maybe botham, actually. can't remember though, as it's been that long!

macc Wrote:q: what does an aussie do when he's won the ashes?
a: turn off his playstation

see you in 18 months or less then bob. it's your round too, when you get here. Wink
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scope Wrote:
Ashes Wrote:i'm so glad my nickname is Ashes or i'd be in for a beating right now.

how so ??

I can understand you saying 'im so glad im english with a nickname like 'Ashes' right now'.

But if your nickname was 'fatoola reacharound' for example, then maybe only a couple of people would be taking the piss Teef

Rofl
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#11
lolz

Hahaha

:P
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#12
Yeah? Well my real name is Shane Warne. Imagine my pain.

People call me... Scotchegg
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