The longest you have gone without relief?

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You know what i'm talking about here. :P

I'm setting a new personal best Icon_yippee

actually. make my smiley a........

Mad

***Statto***

Ashes Wrote:You know what i'm talking about here. :P

I'm hoping you mean smoking

Altered Ego

I thought he meant posting on here Baffled

beckett

im assuming he's talking about getting a sweet smokey smile from the sultry temptress lady crack

Sir Loris of Crowthorne

Or maybe a journey to the lower depths of trap 2?

beckett

Sir Loris Of Crowthorne Wrote:Or maybe a journey to the lower depths of trap 2?

trap 1 is my commode of choice in my workplace.

**Macc**

beckett Wrote:im assuming he's talking about getting a sweet smokey smile from the sultry temptress lady crack

Moved on from the butane then bucket? Hahaha

beckett

Macc Wrote:
beckett Wrote:im assuming he's talking about getting a sweet smokey smile from the sultry temptress lady crack

Moved on from the butane then bucket?

ahhh no, butane is like the Rock upon which i have built my drug fueled church.

the old testament if you will.....

On the first day Beckett said...let their be BUUUTAAAANNNNEEEEEE!

And he was cained.....

Hahaha

**Macc**

beckett Wrote:ahhh no, butane is like the Rock upon which i have built my drug fueled church.

That'd be a gaseous/liquidy sort of rock then?

Sir Loris of Crowthorne

Macc Wrote:
beckett Wrote:ahhh no, butane is like the Rock upon which i have built my drug fueled church.

That'd be a gaseous/liquidy sort of rock then?

You get a very big Lol

for that remark.

**Macc**

beckett

Macc Wrote:
beckett Wrote:ahhh no, butane is like the Rock upon which i have built my drug fueled church.

That'd be a gaseous/liquidy sort of rock then?

Its actually frozen....sort of like supermans ice palace......my drug church is pretty creppy actually.....its pretty much every cliche of drugs gone bad rolled into one gigantic cathedral of cained.....

The Booze Vestibule is horrendous. Its a big huge drip tray with alcoholics trapped under the grill screaming for scampi fries....but they'll never get them....oh no. not on my watch by criminey.

wow....this is like "Beckett: My Personal Drugs Hell"

OH NO! Im doing an intervention on myself......

*runs to the butane canister*

whoooooo yaw.

so Ashes......sexless eh?

Rad.

**Macc**

beckett Wrote:Its actually frozen....sort of like supermans ice palace......

Right, this got a Hahaha

but this:

Quote:The Booze Vestibule is horrendous. Its a big huge drip tray with alcoholics trapped under the grill screaming for scampi fries....but they'll never get them....oh no. not on my watch by criminey.

nearly killed me Rofl

Booze Vestibule Rofl

beckett

vestibule....what a word.

**strike**

one of me fave words that

**Macc**

yeah, 'that' is pretty good too Xyxthumbs

beckett

macc Wrote:yeah, 'that' is pretty good too

jape-tastic.

**strike**

well done Quick Eddie

**Macc**

beckett Wrote:
macc Wrote:yeah, 'that' is pretty good too

eat my balls

oi, steady on Baffled

beckett

macc Wrote:
beckett Wrote:
macc Wrote:yeah, 'that' is pretty good too

eat my balls

oi, steady on

woah! didn't realise i wrote that.....it was the butane talking man......think its time i stuck some methadone down my japs.

Stacks

Cliff says: PLEASE HELP! MY TESTES ARE LIKE CHRISTMAS PUDDINGS AT THIS STAGE!!!

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Stacks

beckett

Stacks Wrote:Cliff says: PLEASE HELP! MY TESTES ARE LIKE CHRISTMAS PUDDINGS AT THIS STAGE!!!

Stacks

where's bennett when you need him?

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this place is too funny recently Hahaha

Unsane

beckett Wrote:
Stacks Wrote:Cliff says: PLEASE HELP! MY TESTES ARE LIKE CHRISTMAS PUDDINGS AT THIS STAGE!!!

Stacks

where's bennett when you need him?

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