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#76
That's a result, I can slag them all off in one go then.
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#77
no. dont be so lazy, if your going to slag stuff off do it seperatley, otherwise some of the venom that you reserve soley for roni is wasted on innocents like krust who probably reckons that its balls like the rest of us
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#78
I reckon Roni Size - in his heart of hearts - knows that this tune is a rancid festering bulbous boil on the scrotum of music.
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#79
Macc Wrote:I reckon Roni Size - in his heart of hearts - knows that this tune is a rancid festering bulbous boil on the scrotum of music.

but he also knows that the pill munching tight jawed groupies which populate the festering arse campus that is bristol love it.
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#80
Dear GOD, WTF IS THIS???!!! What is he doing?!!!! Icon_eek Please tell me people don't buy this shit.

Macc Wrote:There's 16 bars of just ride cymbal, and 32 bars where ABSOLUTELY no changes happen, after the bassline ( Hahaha ) drops.

Hahaha True. It is sad really. The thing is, when I make a track, i'm always into it 100% while doing it and I think it's always the best thing since sliced bread - and I know most people are like this too while on a creative high. I can't imagine Roni actually getting into this while he's doing it though. Does the distorting/wobbling of the bass ( Hahaha ) and copying and pasting drums really get him going?
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#81
Macc Wrote:I reckon Roni Size - in his heart of hearts - knows that this tune is a rancid festering bulbous boil on the scrotum of music.

Ah, just beat me to it.
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#82
I don't like it either.

I'm sure you can all understand that the man has to make his money though. It's a lot easier making it this way (standardized, formulaic crap), as opposed to being artistic and making music that he likes himself (we hope).

The interesting thing, is that he doesn't compromise at all. There's no 'alright then, i'll meet you half-way' mentality. It's been a barrage of wobble for two years now. I don't think it's fair to speculate on peoples lifetsyles etc, so i'm not going to throw opinions about, but where has his passion gone? Bristol's fucked them up alright. For a city that created its own strain of dnb, it's just incredible they're now pioneering a sound that is virtually killing the enthusiam of so many people. Proper crap!
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#83
Macc Wrote:Make sure you do. If you want to hear what I imagine ramming your head into a live Dobermann's mouth then eating it from the inside out while it tries to vomit you out resulting in a big wave of dog bile and fresh dogsick plugged against your face so you have to eat through that and then strangle the dog with your hands squishing your own head a bit cos it's in the thing's neck and then swinging your head round against the wall to make sure it's finshed off before eating its flesh licking the bones dry picking your teeth with them and then finally shooting a big lump of grit into our eye with a spudgun sounds like.

Hahaha

aye that's the one Lol
Keep JUMPin ya Bastids
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#84
Naphta Wrote:
Macc Wrote:Make sure you do. If you want to hear what I imagine ramming your head into a live Dobermann's mouth then eating it from the inside out while it tries to vomit you out resulting in a big wave of dog bile and fresh dogsick plugged against your face so you have to eat through that and then strangle the dog with your hands squishing your own head a bit cos it's in the thing's neck and then swinging your head round against the wall to make sure it's finshed off before eating its flesh licking the bones dry picking your teeth with them and then finally shooting a big lump of grit into our eye with a spudgun sounds like.

Hahaha

aye that's the one Lol


i direct you to my review corner:
http://subvertcentral.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=25164
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#85
Sir Loris Of Crowthorne Wrote:where has his passion gone? Bristol's fucked them up alright. For a city that created its own strain of dnb, it's just incredible they're now pioneering a sound that is virtually killing the enthusiam of so many people. Proper crap!

People get cynical as they get older and the rules of the game can change: instead of competing to come with the best style or with the most running rhythm, they get sucked into rating nothing but the figures i.e. I sold x amount therefore I must be "good"/ "the best".

Roll

I think it's called 'losing the feeling'.

Industry-induced numbness.
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#86
beckett Wrote:i direct you to my review corner:
http://subvertcentral.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=25164

Hahaha yes I saw that Lol excellent work

you and Macc should've written for 'Eternity' magazine... remember that relentlessly euphoric Rave mag? Grin
Keep JUMPin ya Bastids
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#87
Sir Loris Of Crowthorne Wrote:I don't like it either.

I'm sure you can all understand that the man has to make his money though. It's a lot easier making it this way (standardized, formulaic crap), as opposed to being artistic and making music that he likes himself (we hope).

I don't buy it, man, although the rest of your post is spot on.

The lockjawed pill-munchers would dance if he played almost anything that wasn't overly complex. If he dropped, I dunno, Die and Suv's War And Peace and that hheeeeavy weightline took their teeth out, they'd probably love it!

This, now this is a fucking insult to music, and an insult to Roni Size's former work. I actually find it offensive. And don't anyone bother coming back with 'yeah but it all don't have to be chopped to fuck raa raa to be good' cos that isn't what I am saying. This is an embarrasment.

Just stop Roni, please God - in case you ain't noticed you have officially sold your soul. You fucking knobend.
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Don Cherry Wrote:Every human is blessed in her or his life with one love (passion), no matter how long it may last. This Absolute love will last in one's heart and soul forever.
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#88
wow 5 pages.... Hahaha
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#89
war and peace.. Falcon
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#90
safetyboy Wrote:wow 5 pages.... Hahaha

Half of that is just me ranting about how fucking cock this bag of nonce is.
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Don Cherry Wrote:Every human is blessed in her or his life with one love (passion), no matter how long it may last. This Absolute love will last in one's heart and soul forever.
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#91
ahhh come off of it, all that old shite doesnt come in like a bastard....

you have to be busting out shit that makes peoples jaws crank at 180 BPM (bites per minute) to get the RAVES banging.

its all about the celebrity of Roni Size anyway, not his tunes...the man is a LEGEND! his mere stage presence induces a fevered state of excitement!

if im out on a butane and E's bender there's nothing more frustrating than music you have to pay attention to. You want to be able to skag out for 20 minutes, dip into reality for a bit hear some THUMPING beats and then bloop out some more....all i look for is a FUcKING RUSH of snare rolls and pitch bending sweeps every 5 minutes and im FUCKING ELECTED.

Stick yer complex music up yer complex hole you bunch of cunts.
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#92
I just want GOOD music, not necessarily complex.

This is clearly fetid old wank.
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#93
pffffft. you know nothing of being off your tits.

Hahaha
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#94
I know plenty about being off my tits, just not on E. Grin

If E makes you want to dance to McShite like this, I'm glad I don't touch the shit.
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Don Cherry Wrote:Every human is blessed in her or his life with one love (passion), no matter how long it may last. This Absolute love will last in one's heart and soul forever.
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#95
E can also make you dance to interesting music though, Macc.

As can lager and spliff.

I wouldn't be compelled to dance to this shite if I were on E. It's awful!
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#96
But would you dance to this sober?
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Don Cherry Wrote:Every human is blessed in her or his life with one love (passion), no matter how long it may last. This Absolute love will last in one's heart and soul forever.
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#97
No
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#98
I'm on crack and glue right now and it still sounds shite Icon_sad

Grin
Keep JUMPin ya Bastids
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#99
beckett Wrote:if im out on a butane and E's bender there's nothing more frustrating than music you have to pay attention to. You want to be able to skag out for 20 minutes, dip into reality for a bit hear some THUMPING beats and then bloop out some more....
Me and my mate brocking out hard for the entire 8 hours at the technicality all nighter this summer pilled off our nuts is testimony to the fact that this is lies. I was mentally analysing every edit while doing it too Lol
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sweet mother of god.

i am in no way being serious.

Hahaha
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