Pretentious rhyming slang

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My work colleague and I have decided to come up with a new form of lingo - pretentious rhyming slang.

I am already asking for a pint of David when I want Kronenbourg. Any other ideas? Wink
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jurassik Wrote:My work colleague and I have decided to come up with a new form of lingo - pretentious rhyming slang.

I am already asking for a pint of David when I want Kronenbourg. Any other ideas? Wink

you drink that awful stuff???

ouch!
Only when there's no Wifebeater. I'm not really a big drinker so my tastes are relatively undeveloped...
Next Cryonix:
Fingerlickin' Records presents Soul of Man
Friday, May 2, 2003
Boxing Club, Chatham St, Reading
Plus Jurassik, Haze, Tizz, Toiletboy
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nothin wrong with a pint of David, no wait hold on, that sounds well dodge, Jurassik you're gonna have to rethink that one!

There are a few in existence already. A 'Melvin Bragg' is pretty pretentious.

How's about 'marco pierre white' - tight...."how do those shoes feel?" , "they're a bit marco pierre as it goes"
"warm like your triple goose with hands like a masseuse"
i'll have a large Tracy Emin, a pint of Andrew Morton and a packet of mini Cheggers..........
you want a large soiled bed? what's Emin rhyme with....? nope I can't see it

damn I could murder a bag if mini cheggers though
"warm like your triple goose with hands like a masseuse"
boneca Wrote:you want a large soiled bed? what's Emin rhyme with....? nope I can't see it

damn I could murder a bag if mini cheggers though

o.k forget the order of Tracy Emin, i wanna change it to a pint of Richard Whitely and a packet of Quentin Crisps!!!!
MC: can I get a status quo ?
Crowd: Boh!
MC: I say Quo, you say
Corwd: Boh!

hmmmmmmmm dubious.....
scope Wrote:MC: can I get a status quo ?
Crowd: Boh!
MC: I say Quo, you say
Corwd: Boh!

hmmmmmmmm dubious.....

Try it out tonight ?!!
Do people really say "Boh"" with no sense of irony after Craig David? Eek
Next Cryonix:
Fingerlickin' Records presents Soul of Man
Friday, May 2, 2003
Boxing Club, Chatham St, Reading
Plus Jurassik, Haze, Tizz, Toiletboy
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can i get a reeeeeeeeeeeeewind ?

reeeeet boh!
scope Wrote:can i get a reeeeeeeeeeeeewind ?

reeeeet boh!

crrrrrrrraiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiig daaaaaaaaayvvvvvvvviiiiiiiiid wants a laaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrgggggggeeeeeeeeeeerrrrrrrrrrr!
He's bitterer than your average, apparently... Oops
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Friday, May 2, 2003
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