hilarious classified ad:

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http://toronto.en.craigslist.ca/tor/msg/1010222894.html

Quote:Beth,
Because I now understand, and because I love us more than this stuff, this entire studio is for sale (except for one keyboard and one bass so I can still play)


Offers based on current ebay prices please, look them up I will too and we can agree on prices
Synthesizers
Kurzweil K2661 new
Kurzweil K2000 RAM, PRAM and HD upgrade
Kurzweil K2000 RAM, upgrade
Novation A Station Rack
Access Virus C Rack
Planet Phatt synth module
Yamaha CBXKY11
Korg M1ex with rare T expansion (T series soundsets)
Roland RD300 digital piano


controllers
MAudio Axiom 61 controller
Maudio 2 octave midi controller

Bass
Musicman Stingray HH 4 string sunburst mint mint condition
Laney 60W Bass amp sweepable mid 1x12 with piezo driver
small yamaha 20W practice amp

Guitar
Tackamine G240 accoustic guitar
Fender Mex fat strat midnight blue
Fender Pro jr

Mixers
Fostex 2016
Fostex 2016
Behringer 5 channel
Behringer 12 channel ub1202

DBX266
Audiobuddy 2 ch pre
ART studio mic pre
ART studio mic pre

DOD D metal pedal
DOD Grunge pedal
ART power amp 120W
Behringer 4 channel compressor

Keyboard stand
Keyboard stand
Keyboard stand ultimate with extra tier

8 ch patch snake
tons of patch cables
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magdusia Wrote:I just can't take it...omg omg...I just..I just can't...
Lol
Lol

but


Musicman Stingray HH 4 string sunburst mint mint condition

JEDIcrying JEDIcrying JEDIcrying
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Don Cherry Wrote:Every human is blessed in her or his life with one love (passion), no matter how long it may last. This Absolute love will last in one's heart and soul forever.
HAHAHA what a fucking cock Hahaha 'Beth'.... christ - i can almost see her scowling, self-important face when he first gleefully showed her his room full of gear - then the horror when she stamps her feet and he whimpers 'ok, ok d..d...darling, i'll give up my life's passion first thing tomorrow. I'm so sorry i thought of something other than you'

actually he deserves it - and more, simply for using the phrase 'i love US' Icon_evil
maybe he robbed her life savings to blow on gear and got caught ?

Hahaha
Paradigm X Wrote:maybe he robbed her life savings to blow on gear and got caught ?

Hahaha

Women do that all the time when they go shopping.
still waiting for this to happen to bob...

i'd like the G14 please Teef
OWNED for not having any balls.
there's probably a mighty thumb hovering above that guy's head. I went to a record fair a while ago where this guy had a box full of old reinforced and good looking records and I tryed to swop some stuff I didn't want for them but he told me with pain in his voice that his missus wanted him to get rid of them.
beats are there to be broken http://musicindevon.org/
senator adam Wrote:owned for not having any balls.

Yes no balls, no studio and very soon no individuality
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Senator Adam Wrote:OWNED for not having any balls.

And for being a douchebag.

Who gets with someone that would make you give that shit up? I know my partner loves "US" but I know he would never give up his gear for me unless it was a life or death situation, and that is what I love about "US"

lulz.

Uber life fail on this guy or any guy who gets with a girl that doesn't appreciate gear. Although I have to admit, keep the cables out of the way please. Lol

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