Confess your sins - the official guilty confessions thread....

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Inspired by the 'ugly but hot' thread, and some posts in there, including:

Saw a prime example at lunch. Would absolutely have ruined it, but never told anyone. Clothes + walk/posture make a huge difference.

please use this thread to chronicle your guilty confessions.

Dont keep these dirty little secrets locked away.
Let them out in here, and feel cleansed

I'll do one for Ashes: he wanks into socks

I'll do one for Ashes: he wanks into socks

it's all true.

[koe]

wow, top thread for lunch...

I'll do one for Ashes: he wanks into socks

it's all true.

make sure you sort your socks, you dont want to fall for the old oatmeal in your boots trick

i enjoy fucking with student driver cars on the road. cutting them off, drifting into their lane, sudden brakes, tails, etc hehe

I'll do one for Ashes: he wanks into socks

it's all true.

make sure you sort your socks, you dont want to fall for the old oatmeal in your boots trick

I'll do one for Ashes: he wanks into socks

His own or other people's?

Extra points for aim if they are being worn at the time.

my family was featured in http://www.peopleofwalmart.com


more than once

[Macc]

Seriously?

I'll have to have a think about mine

I've seen the Wombles live.

Actually, thats kinda cool.

I've seen the Wombles live.

Actually, thats kinda cool.

Blinkin Nora. So have I and I've never met anyone else who has.

It was my first ever gig and I was 2

Plus Wombling Twist was my first ever 7 inch. I drew in felt tip on the label

I saw the Krankies live in Aldershot and loved it

I saw the Krankies live in Aldershot and loved it

Once when Scope really annoyed me, i pee'd in his food....

i have to add that it was only a dribble and i was drunk.

Once when Scope really annoyed me, i pee'd in his food....

i have to add that it was only a dribble and i was drunk.

legendary!

Another one... (i dont like how this is me being all bad but i am Father Blue)

In my last Job, i left an "easter egg" i.e smell for a certain person i dont care for too much...

I did this by going to the toilet on my last night shift and sticking my finger up my butt after a squirty poo and then calmly going into the office and wiping a small portion of said "matter" into his ear piece and mouth piece on his headphones.

the guy deserved it.

Missy Swanker is trying to stop me from posting

it's all true tho....

one last one.....

One time Missy Swanker....

one last one.....

One time Missy Swanker....

Bed I think Mr Nozkram....

Come on dearest...

i bought an iPhone and love it

one last one.....

One time Missy Swanker....

Bed I think Mr Nozkram....

Come on dearest...

now now...you and talk of butts and matter just gets you all hot diggety damn

Everytime i see one of those Kingsmill confessions I like to go to the site and confess somthing like: "I once had a wank in the science museum" (not true but i know a man who has), "I once murdered a prostitute", "I once wiped my bum with kingsmill and then made my friend a sandwich with it" and "I once set a girl on fire at a bus stop" etc etc... all untrue but I hope they either scare someone or make someone laugh when they are moderating those things.

i bought an iPhone and love it

This one is the best. I so wish I'd recorded you on one of your rants against iPhone.

You are one of the most annoying fuckers I have ever known. Heaven only knows why I love you. Please stop playing drums with proper drum sticks on my head and blowing recorders in my ear now beloved.