A family is driving behind an Ann Summers delivery lorry when a large dildo flies out & hits their windscreen. To hide her embarrassment the mother says to her child in the back seat.. "That was a big insect!!"...to which the son replies "I'm surprised it could fly with a cock that size!
A blonde told her doctor that she was really worried because every part of her body hurt. The doctor looked concerned and said, "Show me where."
The blonde touched her own arm and screamed, "Ouch!"
Then she touched her leg and screamed, "Ouch!"
She touched her nose and cried, "Ouch!"
She looked at her doctor and said, "See? It hurts everywhere!"
The doctor looked at her and said, "Don't worry, it's not serious. You've got a broken index finger."
How do you know an Essex girl has had an orgasm? She drops her bag of chips.
Two blondes walk in to a building. You'd have thought one of them would spot it.
theres a man, santa, batman, jesus and an intelligent blonde woman in a room with a fiver on the floor
who picks up the fiver?
the man, because the other 4 dont exist