David Blaine Rakes the Balls of Himself, children panic

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Idiot magician yank stunt lands him in hot water


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Illusionist David Blaine chased from london, after completing his 2-day wank stunt.

Crowds packed the area near London's Tower Bridge to see the 30-year-old American emerge at 2200 BST, clearly weakened by his apparent endurance test.

"This has been one of the most important experiences in my life," he said, before breaking down into sobs during a live programme on Sky One.

To cries of "take your time" from his aides, Blaine took the microphone and told how his experience had been an education.

"I have learned more doing that wank than I have in years," he said.

About 10,000 people who looked on were mostly good humoured and full of words of support for the illusionist.

The good humour turned sour however when he started leering at youngsters and security staff had to rush him into a magical floating occult rhino to make good their escape.

Police are believed to be seeking the erstwhile magician for questioning.


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