Ghost Hunting With The Happy Mondays (itv2, now)

Best quotes so far; Gaz - ''what the fuck is THAT?? Touchin me shoulder... What the fuck?! yeah, fuckin nice one''

Sean (while being quizzed by psychologist) - ''it felt like someone had crept in, through a secret entrance, like a back passage or something - like someone had come in me back passage and put a cigarette out on me fuckin leg''

more - ''straighthead ghost'' and ''that was right on cue - an owl dunt know fuckin timing''

Best telly I've seen for years, pure piss taking while actually being scared

"Bezs freaky dancin come in handy!"