Rant by QPR fan on message board - LOL

[Macc]

"I take more pleasure in seeing Chelsea lose than I do in seeing QPR win
at the moment.

I sat through so many matches when we were absolute dog**** under the
likes of Ray Harford and with people like Paul Bruce, Matthew Brazier
and Mark Perry in the squad and I never felt like this.

The club isn't ours anymore but moreso than that - football is just
properly gash these days.

I mean really gash.

football generally.

I hate nearly everything about it these days....

I hate the Prem and the myth that it is exciting this year. Man City
breaking into the top four isn't exciting. They spent loads of money.
It's no more exciting that Nameless **** getting to number 1 in the
charts after winning the X-Factor.

I hate the myth of Arsene's kids. Buying some French kid when he's 17,
playing him in the League Cup and then selling him when he's 20 after
about 3 appearances in the league is NOTHING SPECIAL.

I hate hearing about Liverpool/Man Utd's debt but nothing ever happening
about it. A club needs to go to the wall for the money thing to change
but it doesn't happen. Why the **** are Charlton, Leeds and Southampton
still in business?

I hate Frank Lampard's stupid ****ing face. I hate that Joe Cole's
tongue is never in his mouth, the downsy spacker. I hate John Terry
being England captain when he's CLEARLY AN OAF.

I hate young exciting wingers who have nothing but pace. Tony Scully had
nothing but pace.

I hate Harry ****ing Redknapp. And Jamie Redknapp. And Louise Redknapp..
And the Wii.

I hate Gary Lineker and Alan Shearer.

I hate Garth Crooks.

I hate Garth Brooks a lot for that matter.

I hate Sky Sports.

I hate that when a lower league player beats 10 players and chips the
keeper it doesn't matter but if Rooney scores from more than 20 yards
it's amazing.

I hate that female sports journos are now mandatory.

I hate Mark Lawrenson for not coming out. 'I do like a big man at the
back'. I bet you do.

I hate any advert that portrays football to be about anything other than
pain and disappointment.

I hate Lee Hughes and the fact that he makes a living from the game. I
hate Marlon King and any team that signs him when he gets out. I hate
that it'll probably be us.

I hate Phil Brown.

I hate 'well the ball is a lot lighter now and will cause goalkeepers
real problems this summer' before EVERY ****ING TOURNAMENT!

I hate that Kieron Dyer earned more in the time I took to write this
post than I'll earn this month.

I hate Adrian Durham, Ian Wright and Alan Brazil.

I hate Gazza. Either die or shut up. Stop ****ing lingering.

I hate hearing about Hillsborough more than I hear about Heysel or
Bradford.

I hate Leeds.

I hate Roy Keane.

I hate grown men wearing football shirts of their team whilst shopping
on a saturday when their team is playing at home.

I hate that I don't hate Roy Hodgson.

I hate Jermaine Beckford and any player who has neck tattoos.

I hate songs being inappropriately taken as club anthems and then sung
in a manly way. 'I'm forever blowing bubbles....'. Gaylords.

I hate Danny Dyer and anyone he's ever interviewed.

I hate the book 'Cass' by Cass Pennant. It is honestly the stupidest
thing I've ever read. Chapter 1: Millwall. 'Yeah we took 50 to Millwall.
They had 1000 in their mob but we ran 'em up and down the street'.
Chapter 2: Liverpool. 'Yeah we took 50 to Liverpool. They had 2000 in
their mob but we ran 'em up and down the street'. **** me... Jade
Goody's autobiography is probably better. Even her non-ghost written
one.

I hate that all good youngsters end their careers at Spurs before they
start."

I hate football as much as that man!! ...probably for different reasons though. namely that 22 men in long socks running round a field is pretty gay... about as gay as grown men wearing far too baggy clothes and sliding down snow on sticks though

my man need to get some pussey..... or cock... whatever he's in to..

great rant

my man need to get some pussey..... or cock... whatever he's in to..

maybe Mark Lawrenson can sort him out

" **** me... Jade
Goody's autobiography is probably better. Even her non-ghost written
one.

"

[Macc]

It's all about this bit for me;

I hate Frank Lampard's stupid ****ing face. I hate that Joe Cole's
tongue is never in his mouth, the downsy spacker.

I hate Mark Lawrenson for not coming out. 'I do like a big man at the
back'. I bet you do.

I'm not into footy, but thats a seriously quality bit of ranting there

''I hate Frank Lampard's stupid ****ing face. I hate that Joe Cole's
tongue is never in his mouth, the downsy spacker. I hate John Terry
being England captain when he's CLEARLY AN OAF''



SO true about Joe Cole!

I hate that I don't hate Roy Hodgson.


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hahahahahahahaha


thats saying something from a qpr fan

I hate any advert that portrays football to be about anything other than
pain and disappointment.


lol, so true though

I HATE football full stop.

It's for losers.

How ANYONE can get SO excited about 22 grossly overpaid men trying to kick a ball in a rectangular box is completely fucking beyond me.

Again, LOSERS.

Spend time with your kids / wife / parents / grandparents / anything at the weekend, rather than waste it on fucking football.

The rant is good though.....and SO right.

^

all true though

I HATE football full stop.

It's for losers.

How ANYONE can get SO excited about 22 grossly overpaid men trying to kick a ball in a rectangular box is completely fucking beyond me.

Again, LOSERS.

Spend time with your kids / wife / parents / grandparents / anything at the weekend, rather than waste it on fucking football.

Same could be said about listening to subversive D&B, without the grossly overpaid bit

"I hate that I don't hate Roy Hodgson"

I p****d myself on this one

But why the last paragraph man

NO NEED!! LOL

I HATE football full stop.

It's for losers.

How ANYONE can get SO excited about 22 grossly overpaid men trying to kick a ball in a rectangular box is completely fucking beyond me.

Again, LOSERS.

Spend time with your kids / wife / parents / grandparents / anything at the weekend, rather than waste it on fucking football.

The rant is good though.....and SO right.

oh dear

did someone always end up getting picked last for 5 a side?

I HATE football full stop.


Spend time with your kids / wife / parents / grandparents / anything at the weekend, rather than waste it on fucking football.

I think quite a lot of people play/watch football precisely because they DON'T want to spend time with their family.

I HATE football full stop.

It's for losers.

How ANYONE can get SO excited about 22 grossly overpaid men trying to kick a ball in a rectangular box is completely fucking beyond me.

Again, LOSERS.

Spend time with your kids / wife / parents / grandparents / anything at the weekend, rather than waste it on fucking football.

The rant is good though.....and SO right.

oh dear

did someone always end up getting picked last for 5 a side?

the exact same thought crossed my mind

I HATE football full stop.


Spend time with your kids / wife / parents / grandparents / anything at the weekend, rather than waste it on fucking football.

I think quite a lot of people play/watch football precisely because they DON'T want to spend time with their family.

Or they might play football with their family and actually get some exercise.

It's all about this bit for me;

I hate Frank Lampard's stupid ****ing face. I hate that Joe Cole's
tongue is never in his mouth, the downsy spacker.

yeah that one tore it for me