Miserable song titles?

I've been asked to submit some song names that some up our depatment at work.. I want to send things along the lines of "Half man half biscuit - Depressed beyond tablets".. but my minds gone blank .. any help much appreciated!

cheers

[Statto]

bladder flask - one day I was so sad that the corners of my mouth met and everybody thought I was whistling

Hang the DJ.

Although that could be quite positive depending on who you are listening to...

Rapist - Combat 84
Rape me - Nirvana
Someone's gonna die tonight - Blitz
All my friends are dead - Turbonegro
Fade to grey - Visage
Modern is life is rubbish - blur
Life will be the death of me - The Ordinary Boys
I hate people - Anti-nowhere league
Fuck off and die - The meteors

Born to die - Left Over Crack

The drugs don't work - Verve
Stop all of your sobbing - The Pretenders
Alzeimhers - Joy Zipper

Mclusky - My Pain And Sadness is More Sad and Painful than Yours.

Actually, that's an album rather than a song. Never mind.

I'm not ok (I promise) - My Chemical Romance
Shattered Illusions - Red Alert

Do They Owe Us a Living? - Crass
She is Dead and All Fall Down - Current 93
Come Before Christ and Murder Love - Death in June

Er... what's that Heaven Knows I'm Miserable Now? Is that The Smiths? or did I just make it up?

Les Nine Inch Miserables have to get top billing for Something I Can Never Have

24 Hour Bullshit by Nailbomb
Greetings From Shitsville by The Wildhearts
Fuck Armageddon, This Is Hell - Bad Religion

Er... what's that Heaven Knows I'm Miserable Now? Is that The Smiths? or did I just make it up?

The Smiths. In a total non-shocker.

How about;

Only Happy When It Rains - Garbage

Or, which I think may get the title;

Everyone I love Is Dead - Typo O Negative

Nice one this is gona be good.. how nieve of them to ask me this!.. but some of these I just can't get away with

Greetings From Shitsville by The Wildhearts

yes!